Remember Wounded Knee.

So I'm sure you will all here the story in detail, but apparently a few Indians were not real pleased to celebrate the White Man's independence day on the 4th of July. While Working down at gold with the young Tyler Smith, I checked in 4 very large, very pony tailed, and very tattooed indians at around 2 oclock. When they made the turn at 5 (3 hours later) i just knew that they were gonna destroy my dreams of an early night that would quickly devolve into a drunken mess at the grandparents 4th celebrations and whatnot. But to cut to the chase after sending tyler out to speed them up, i go out myself and tell them to pick it up a little bit, when i am informed by the jamison's who are members that they driving all over the course. I go and tell them again that they must stay on the path, this sets off a rather large man who i can only call Geronimo. He pulls the race card and i ask me why im only telling "them" and how come "we" are the only ones i'm yelling at. The mess rises to a crescendo by the 18th hole as I get a call from the angelica jamison who is on the verge of tears telling me the 4 men have completely stopped playing golf and are just screaming at them from the fairway. I call Dan and security, dan beats security here and they difuse the situation. In closing, there is a reason that the savages were restricted to reservations and should keep to gambling and peyote just like dave should keep to chipping.